sayings of the day
------------------
sayings of the day
--------------
sayings of the day
--------------
sayings of the day
--------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
--------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
--------------
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
--------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
--------------
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. ~Don Marquis
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
--------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
--------------
Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament. But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys." ~Harmon Killebrew
--------------
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
